OMG I’m dying. This is too funny. People on Twitter are re-working the titles of classic rock songs for millennials. Here are some of the best ones.
1. "Smoke on the Water" . . . 'No Smoking on the Water'
2. "We Are the Champions" . . . 'We Aren't the Champions, But We Still Deserve a Trophy'
3. "We Will Rock You" . . . 'We Will Hack You'
4. "Every Breath You Take" . . . 'Every Click You Make'
5. "Cold As Ice" . . . 'Cold AF'
6. "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" . . . '(I Can't Get No) Satisfactory Living Wage'
7. "Sweet Emotion" . . . 'Sweet Emoji'
8. "Smokin' in the Boys Room" . . . 'Vapin' in the Boys' Room'
9. "Rock You Like a Hurricane" . . . 'Rock You Like a Hurricane Relief Fund'
10. "Strawberry Fields Forever" . . . 'Non-GMO, Gluten Free, Nut Free, Organic, Strawberry Fields Forever'
11. "Hotel California" . . . 'AirBNB California'
12. "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" . . . 'I Still Haven't Found What I Googled For'
13. "Pour Some Sugar on Me" . . . 'Pour Some Organic Agave Sweetener on Me'
14. "Free Bird" . . . 'Gluten Free Bird'
15. "Stairway to Heaven" . . . 'Stairway to Can't Even'
16. "Never Gonna Give You Up" . . . 'Never Gonna .Gif You Up'
17. "Take on Me" . . . 'Take on Meh'
18. "Sexual Healing" . . . 'Metro Sexual Healing'
19. "Super Freak" . . . 'Uber Freak'
20. "Money for Nothing" . . . 'Money for Nothing'. (Yes, it's the same. That's the "joke".)