Classic Rock songs for Millennials

posted by Tammy Oakland -

OMG I’m dying.  This is too funny.  People on Twitter are re-working the titles of classic rock songs for millennials.  Here are some of the best ones.

1.  "Smoke on the Water" . . . 'No Smoking on the Water'

2.  "We Are the Champions" . . . 'We Aren't the Champions, But We Still Deserve a Trophy'

3.  "We Will Rock You" . . . 'We Will Hack You'

4.  "Every Breath You Take" . . . 'Every Click You Make'

5.  "Cold As Ice" . . . 'Cold AF'

6.  "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" . . . '(I Can't Get No) Satisfactory Living Wage'

7.  "Sweet Emotion" . . . 'Sweet Emoji'

8.  "Smokin' in the Boys Room" . . . 'Vapin' in the Boys' Room'

9.  "Rock You Like a Hurricane" . . . 'Rock You Like a Hurricane Relief Fund'

10.  "Strawberry Fields Forever" . . . 'Non-GMO, Gluten Free, Nut Free, Organic, Strawberry Fields Forever'

11.  "Hotel California" . . . 'AirBNB California'

12.  "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" . . . 'I Still Haven't Found What I Googled For'

13.  "Pour Some Sugar on Me" . . . 'Pour Some Organic Agave Sweetener on Me'

14.  "Free Bird" . . . 'Gluten Free Bird'

15.  "Stairway to Heaven" . . . 'Stairway to Can't Even'

16.  "Never Gonna Give You Up" . . . 'Never Gonna .Gif You Up' 

17.  "Take on Me" . . . 'Take on Meh'

18.  "Sexual Healing" . . . 'Metro Sexual Healing'

19.  "Super Freak" . . . 'Uber Freak'

20.  "Money for Nothing" . . . 'Money for Nothing'.  (Yes, it's the same.  That's the "joke".)

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